Termite Bio's

Here you'll find the Bio for your favorite Termite.


BC-Man's Bio

BC-Man's Mug Shot

NAME:
BC-Man
AGE:
40 (A grown man ought to know better!)
HEIGHT:
69 inches
WEIGHT:
Depends on the Phase of the Moon
YEARS AS A TERMITE:
4 (That's four generations in termite years!)
YEARS AS A MUSICIAN:
28
INSTRUMENT(S) PLAYED:
A to Z - Acoustic Guitar, Base, Washboard, Zither
VOCALS:
As required
PREVIOUS BANDS:
Mission Machine
MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
Tex and the Carson Valley Boys, Roy Acuff, Bill Monroe, Jimmie Rodgers, Hank, E.T., Boxcar Willie, Weird Al
STARTED PLAYING AT AGE:
In the womb
HOMETOWN:
Altoona, PA - Home of the World Famous Horseshoe Curve
CURRENT RESIDENCE:
A Wood-Framed House in The Heights
HANGOUTS:
The Pinelands of South Jersey, Old Rail Yards, Hooters
SEXUALITY:
Platonic harum numbering in the 100's
MARITAL STATUS:
Married to my Day Job for 15 years
NUMBER OF YEARS EMPLOYED IN CAMDEN:
40 (A grown man ought to know better!)
WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU KNOW:
Justin Tubb, J-Man, AJ, Corina the Spider Babe

D-Man's Bio

D-Man's Mug Shot

NAME:
D-Man
AGE:
35 Years (Been told I look 45)
HEIGHT:
Approx. 6' 3"
YEARS AS A TERMITE:
18 Years
YEARS AS A MUSICIAN:
Since Thursday
INSTRUMENT(S) PLAYED:
Radio, Screechy Fiddle, Twangy Mandolin, Jug
VOCALS:
Falsetto
PREVIOUS BANDS:
Z and the 80's, Steel Breeze
MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
Arrowsmith, Pink Floyd, Chopin, Glenn Miller, Artie Shaw, Benny Goodman
STARTED PLAYING AT AGE:
6 Months
HOMETOWN:
Birthplace unknown
CURRENT RESIDENCE:
Basement of old RCA Building #10, Camden, NJ
HANGOUTS:
Old radio repair shops, Hooters
SEXUALITY:
Infrequent
MARITAL STATUS:
Single but looking
WHO WOULD YOU PAY TO SEE:
Mook in a TuTu
NUMBER OF YEARS EMPLOYED IN CAMDEN:
13 Years (Was supposed to be just a stepping stone)
WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU KNOW:
J-Man


H-Man's Bio

H-Man's Mug Shot

NAME:
H-Man
AGE:
Who cares? (Well OK, 43)
HEIGHT:
Approx 5' 8"
YEARS AS A TERMITE:
3 Years
YEARS AS A MUSICIAN:
30 Years
INSTRUMENT(S) PLAYED:
Piano, Synthesizer, Guitar, Bass, Cornet, Alto Sax, Accordian, Banjo, Midi Sequencer
VOCALS:
Backup (Just Barely)
PREVIOUS BANDS:
In Flight, CrossFire, Nightlife, Celebration, Bitter Sweet, Stone and Company, The C-Notes, The Occasions, Crystal Clear, The Durrays, Just Us, Stan and Steve (the Cherry Sisters), The Strawberry Drillpress, Trilby, Avalon, Duffy and Greater Kensington String Bands
MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
Charlie Parker, Chick Corea, Dizzy Gillespie, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Johannes Brahms, Peter Tschaikowsky, George Benson, Jan Hammer
STARTED PLAYING AT AGE:
7 Years
HOMETOWN:
Northeast Philadelphia (Holme Circle)
CURRENT RESIDENCE:
Woodlynne NJ
HANGOUTS:
In Pam's arms
SEXUALITY:
Mystical and Unbelievable
MARITAL STATUS:
I'm a "lifer"
WHO WOULD YOU PAY TO SEE:
Any Jazz Artist
NUMBER OF YEARS EMPLOYED IN CAMDEN:
13 Years
WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU KNOW:
Mook


Z-Man's Bio

Z-Man's Mug Shot

NAME:
Z-Man
AGE:
49 Years (Senior ranking Termite)
HEIGHT:
Approx. 5' 9"
YEARS AS A TERMITE:
3 Years
YEARS AS A MUSICIAN:
25 Years (On and Off)
INSTRUMENT(S) PLAYED:
Guitar, Harp, WashTub
VOCALS:
Sings at local Glee Clubs
PREVIOUS BANDS:
Z and the SAS-tones, The SAS-watchers, SAS City, The SAS Society
MUSICAL INFLUENCES:
Lawrence Welk, Spike Jones
STARTED PLAYING AT AGE:
24 Years
HOMETOWN:
Alton, Illinois
CURRENT RESIDENCE:
Mt. Laurel, NJ or Women's Prisons
HANGOUTS:
Hooters
SEXUALITY:
Between Crises
MARITAL STATUS:
Ball and Chained
WHO WOULD YOU PAY TO SEE:
Depends on the price
NUMBER OF YEARS EMPLOYED IN CAMDEN:
23 Years
WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON YOU KNOW:
My former boss


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